9/21/2019

How was the gig last night? Vanessa Friedman at the NYT was surprised that Melania's dress was so bland. Was the food bland, too? To be honest, the Morrison's seem kind of bland….

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9/20/19

I woke up discombobulated. I had a dream about you. Weird? Right? For some reason, you had to hide and you were staying with my family… the Bible treats dreams as a big deal, so I guess I should too.

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9/19/2019

So, tomorrow is the big climate strike inspired by Greta Thunberg. Please refrain from sending out a nasty tweet. You can't hurt her feelings and you will just be providing fodder for the news media. …

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9/18/2019

…How do you like Ivanka's new haircut? Is it a "political bob"? Does she want to be taken seriously now? I am going to get my haircut today. I doubt it will get much attention. That's the beauty of being 58. No one really notices….

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9/17/2019

… I hope you enjoy your visit to my great state today. Is your Beverly Hills host, Geoffrey Palmer, responsible for your recent attention to the matter of people without shelter? I understand that his apartment complexes in downtown LA are set up so residents can avoid going out on the street at night because they don't want to encounter people without homes….

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9/16/2019

…When you spend the hour with SBHAK please help him understand that protesters are not terrorists and should not be thrown in jail and stripped of their citizenship. He's being particularly mean to Hajer Mansoor Hassan who is locked up because her son is a rabble rouser living in the UK. ..

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9/15/2019

…Happy Sunday! Please go to church. Maybe catch a service before heading off to the golf course. You could pray for your buddy, Rudi, that he will have grace as he and his wife air their dirty laundry in divorce court in January. You know how disturbing divorces are and how "operatic" Rudi can be. We don't need that kind of drama. …

9/14/2019

…I understand that Elise Stefanik gave your people a hard time at the GOP retreat. She's really something, isn't she? Youngest person in the House at age 35 and serving on the  Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. I'm glad that she's watching out for cyber security and not willing to give her email list of donors to the WH. …

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9/13/2019

I'm worried about the border wall being erected right in the middle of Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument. …Get some enthusiastic engineers to design a system so the javelinas and mountain lions can freely run back and forth, but people are detected and apprehended. I think we have the know-how to do that. Let's go for it!!!

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9/12/2019

I'm afraid you might have a few awkward moments today and you may wish you had never sent those tweets about Baltimore being a rat-infested city not fit for human habitation. Are sure you want to go there today?…

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9/11/2019

…Thanks for parting company with John Bolton (JRB). He seemed to think that war was the answer. You and I both know that's never true. I have a feeling that you kept JRB in the WH as long as you did to make folks like Senator Tom Cotton and the other three B's who wanted regime change in Iran happy….

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9/10/2019

…Did you have fun in NC yesterday? I understand that you made a joke about light bulbs saying, "I look better under an incandescent light." I think I might look better under an incandescent light, too. Right now, we have some kind of energy efficient bulb in our bathroom and I look terrible. I like to think it's the light bulb. It could be that I'm getting old. In any case, I don't mind harsh lighting if it will save the planet….

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9/9/2019

…Speaking of 9, Isn't it exciting that the NC-9 is having a special election tomorrow? I know that you and MRP are heading there for rallies. If you really want to make sure that your guy wins, you might want to recognize the Lumbee Tribe. …

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9/8/2019

…t's too bad that your peace plan did not work out. …As I try to wrap my head around the Afghan situation this morning I am wondering how we might help the women there. I think that Senator Jeanne Shaheen is correct when she says that "peace is 35% more likely to succeed when women are at the negotiating table" so I suggest that you start from scratch with the peace talks and get women like Sediqa Sherzai (SS) and Mahbouba Seraj (MS) involved. …

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