9/28/2026

…Did you have fun at the President’s Cup yesterday? I’m sure you were happy that Brandt Snedeker attributed the come-from-behind victory of the USA team to the “juice” that you brought to them….

9/26/2026

…OoM, as you contemplate changing the name of the Strait of Hormuz, may I suggest you call it the Strait of the Arabian Humpback? …

9/24/2026

…How are things going with XJ? Did he thank you for rolling out the red carpet to him …

9/22/2026

…At least the weather was nice enough yesterday for you & Mayor Mamdani (ZKM) to have your press conference outside. …

9/21/2026

…Since you are heading to the UN, it would be great if you could say something about today being International Peace Day. …

9/18/2026

… It must be annoying to see that the media say that when you were teasing that guy who owns the Bass shops, Johnny Morris about banning fishing, you “needle(d) one of (your) own guests, a billionaire retail mogul, with a mock threat to end his livelihood,”….

9/17/2026

…Please express your condolences to AD’s many fans. Her writing helped us see the world in a new way. …

9/16/2026

… I’ve also noticed that you seem to be completely dependent on Natalie Harp(NH) so much so that Maggie Haberman has labeled her your “binky.”…

9/15/2026

…Did you know that West Sac is Best Sac? Actually, I like both Sacs! They are gritty & hip without any pretension. Imperfect & complex! …

9/14/2026

… Have you heard of Apoorva Panidapu(AP)? I hadn’t until this morning when I googled, “AI-ght.” …

9/12/2026

…Did you enjoy your “courtesy call” with President Catherine Connolly (CMAC)? …

9/10/2026

…I’m going to scrutinize that speech you gave at the Trumpalooza (oops) by looking at the parts where StressLens measured a departure from your usual cadence.