…I was surprised to see “Bee Hive Tour” on the list of events for today. I assume that means Melania is showing off the new bee lodgings in the shape of the WH on the South Lawn. …

…I just learned that scientists recently found 61 human footprints that are over 20,000 years old at White Sands National Park. According to the USGS, “this finding fundamentally changes the timeline on North American human habitation – turning back the clock of human arrival in the Americas nearly 10,000 years.”

…I suggest you employ Josh Johnson … He might be just the jolt of fresh air your admin needs to make the changes that will help you to become more appealing to the American public.

…I learned that you appointed one guy, Frank J. Bisignano (FJB), to head up both the IRS & SS.  Are you sure that’s wise?  …

… Perhaps you could get CC to speak at your next cabinet meeting to share her humility techniques with your crew. …

… Did you see the super cute video of POTUS 44 & MNYC 111 singing “Wheels on the Bus” with some PK kiddos in their classroom? …

… I hope you use this opportunity for some forest bathing or at least a stroll through the U.S. National Arboretum to see the azaleas. …

… I’m asking about your health because an intestinal bug attacked me this week. …

… Everyone is saying that your favorite general, AKA Pakistan army chief Asim Munir, is key to the success. Did you see India Today’s story about his costume change for meeting the US & Iranian planes? …

…Speaking of incompetence, are you sure Robert F Kenedy, Jr knows what he’s doing?…

…I wish I could focus all my attention on the amazing feat our nation’s scientists achieved by sending humans to the dark side of the moon, but I am still perseverating about on your threat to destroy a civilization, especially one that goes back 7000 years. …

…Maybe, like me, you’re ignorant of the history of the Achaemenid Empire which ruled over 44% of the world’s population in 475 BCE, the highest figure for any empire in history…

I am alarmed! I am doing my best to remain on an even keel but it’s not easy!…

…Have you ever tried to explain Easter to a child? …

…Please consider cancelling the Easter egg roll this year. Seeing American children frolicking on the WH lawn while children in places like Burma, Ukraine, Gaza & Iran cower under tarps is too jarring!…