…Nice to see you enjoying some time with your grandkids on your helicopter…
3/31/2019
… I suspect that you are trying to put such worries out of your mind by playing golf right now. Are you playing with Mike Tyson? I saw a photo of him at Mar-a-Lago yesterday so I assume you two are palling around together. I guess that means he is no longer worried that you are having an affair with his wife. According to the "Sun" you picked up some of your "tactics of ridicule and intimidation" from Mike. If so, I think it's time that you both reconsider your approaches. …
3/30/2019
… Instead of worrying about the caravans, how about turning your attention to saving the manatees instead? I'm sure you heard about them yesterday when you visited Lake Okeechobee, aka Lake O. Of course, the manatee don't live in the lake but they suffer when the algae blooms there and ends up out in the ocean. As you know every living thing suffers when that happens. And it's happening A LOT. …
3/29/2019
It looks like you had a good time in Grand Rapids. From what I could see on the MLive, your adoring fans were out in force. I'm afraid that many of them looked angry. It's disturbing to see young men clenching their fists with enraged looks on their faces. I have taught many young men and I know that they often make bad choices. Riling them up into a frenzy is a bad idea. Please stop doing that… Read More
3/28/2019
…The Detroit News editors are skeptical about William Barr's (WPB) interpretation of the Mueller Report. They want to get their hands on the complete report. I think that everyone does, so I hope that WPB goes ahead and hands it over. Speaking of WPB, don't you think he looks like Fred Flintstone?…
3/27/2019
…Speaking of cherishing Mother Nature, I think that's what Travis Atkins did. You'll recall that he's the guy you are commemorating with the Medal of Honor this afternoon. Apparently he loved to fish, hunt and snowmobile in his home state of MT. That's probably why he joined the 10th Mountain Division, so he could use his backcountry skills in his work. ..
3/26/2019
How was the visit with the Capitals yesterday? It looked like another love fest, especially between you and Alex Ovechkin. Apparently, you said some complimentary things about him some of which related to his hands. Can you help me understand why you care about the size of people's hands?
3/25/2019
.. it must be nice to have that "cloud," as the NYT called it, lifted from you. Please express your appreciation to Robert Mueller, who has been such a professional. As David Von Drehle wrote in the WP today, "He was called under difficult circumstances to drill straight down to a bedrock of facts and tell us, without bias, without slant, what he found." He deserves a dinner at the WH for that…
3/24/2019
How was your golf game with Kid Rock yesterday? It's too bad he chose to wear those silly pants. I guess he has was never a boy scout and didn't get a chance to learn about 4 U.S. Code § 8 - Respect for flag, which states, among many other things, "the flag should never be used as wearing apparel." …
3/23/2019
…Did you read the Cindy Yang story that appeared on the cover of the Palm Beach Post today? She's accused of being a Chinese Operative who has gained access to your inner circles by donating some big bucks. Like too many of the tales about your friends and associates her's is a sordid one…
3/22/2019
… Did you see the NYT front page story about your fan, Elizabeth Pipkoand her "Jexodus" campaign? The NYT opines that it's not going to work. They think that Jewish folk in America will continue to vote with the Democratic party even though an attractive Jewish woman tweets about how great the GOP is…
3/18/2019
…On another matter, please confer with David Bernhardt to find a time to meet with my colleague, Prof. Gail Patricelli. She can fill you in on the mating habits of the sage grouse and help you understand why it's so important that you change your mind about stripping away their environmental protection. Gail calls herself a "pornothologist"…