.. You are having a press conference in the Rose Garden right this minute. Now you are explaining your wonderful relationship with Kim Jong Un. In the time that it took me to write that last sentence, you have gone on to the topic of Syria…
…Speaking of math, you have to take a look at Süss, a math widget, where you can change the parameters of a heart shape generated by an algebraic equation. The algorithm that controls it has something to do with "singularities" which is "a jump in an otherwise continuous process," kind of like your presidency[…]
… How about a combination of prickly pear cactus and bollards? The prickly pear would discourage those on foot and the bollards would discourage vehicles. It would be aesthetically pleasing and weary travelers could eat the pears. A win-win! You could call it a "natural wall," superior to concrete because it will grow rather than crumble…
It's hard to believe that you have been eclipsed! Those guys in VA have grabbed all the headlines. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has some of her own. My go-to outlets only had a couple of articles on their front pages with your name in them. What a relief, that for the first time in a long time you aren't stirring things up right now. […]