3/9/2019

…I wish I could disapperate, like Harry Potter, and land at Mar-a-Lago in the middle of the day to lay my eyes on the 6th Annual Wine, Women & Shoes For Big Dog Ranch Rescue that your daughter-in-law, Lara, is putting on. I'm afraid that the $5000/table price tag is daunting but I would be intrigued to see if dogs get to come to the party. ..

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3/8/2019

…Please send my greetings to the people in Lee County recovering from Sunday's EF-4 tornado. I was surprised to learn that we now have a new tornado hot spot that is being called "Dixie Alley." …

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3/7/2019

So today you're meeting your buddy, Andrej Babiš, PM of the Czech Republic. That should be fun. According to the Guardian you are two peas in a pod. He's a little richer than you are. You probably have a few more scandals than he does. He seems to have wider popular support. You both have conflicts of interests. You'll have so much to discuss!

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3/6/2019

I was intrigued to see that you are meeting with Rep. Adam Kinzinger (ADK) today. I suspect it has to do with his recent deployment to the border in his role as National Guard pilot. He's been quite vocal about what he saw, supporting your assertion that there is an emergency there. I'm still not convinced and encourage you to remain open to the idea of letting go of this "emergency" thing….

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3/5/2019

 Did you have fun with the BiZons yesterday? You looked tickled pink to get the #45 jersey. What do you do with all of those jerseys? Are they hanging up in your closet? How did the kids like the fast food spread? I worry that the French fries might have gotten cold, and you know that the concealed grease on a cold fry is pretty unappetizing. …

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3/4/2019

… I'm sure that it will be fun for you to greet the North Dakota State University Football team at the WH this morning. According to the Grand Forks Herald, Sen John Hoeven told you about their amazing record of winning 7 Division I FCS championships in the last 8 years….

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3/3/2019

Did Ivanka have a good time at the Gridiron Dinner last night? I'm surprised that you didn't go. Everyone else in your posse was there. I hardly recognized Sarah Sanders (SHB) in her bright pink dress….

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3/2/19

… Have you gone shopping for a clothes washer lately? Have you ever set foot in an appliance store? I wouldn't if I didn't have to - There's 5 different brands and each brand has 3 different models. The latest gimmick is steam …

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3/1/19

I love the photo that you posted to Twitter of Alaska from the sky. Did you take it? It's nice that you got a warm reception at JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON. We share an affection for Alaska, although I suspect that neither one of us would like to live there. Too dark and cold for too long. The summers are amazing though!

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2/28/19

…What's up with Lynne Patton? I had never heard of her until your buddy, Rep. Mark Meadows, singled her out at the Cohen hearing yesterday to show the world that you were not racist because you had a black employee. I was really sorry to see him put her in such an awkward position…

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2/27/19

Can you stand the suspense? Michael Cohen is speaking to the House Oversight and Reform Committeeright this very minute. Your buddy, Mark Meadows, did his best to delay the hearing claiming that the 24-hour rule was not followed and the written testimony arrived at his desk after 10 PM last night. I am so glad to hear that he is worried about the rules, but also glad that there's another rule that lets the rest of the committee bend the rules when they want to. Rules are tricky that way aren't they? Nice to have when they suit you and a pain in the neck when they don't… 

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2/26/19

How are things in Hanoi? According to the Greenwich Times your trip has not been very well planned and some reporters had to switch hotels yesterday. That's too bad. Did you include some time in your itinerary for some sightseeing? It looks like the Imperial Citadel of Thang Long is a special spot. I hope you get a chance to see it. …

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2/25/19

 Are you ready for your trip to Hanoi? You'll be leaving in about an hour. Did you pack everything that you'll need? I always manage to forget something. It would be nice to have staff take care of my packing for me. Maybe next time I go on a trip, you can send me one of your helpers….

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2/24/19

… I hope that KJU does not read Jonathan Greenburg's piece in the WP today about the 6 essential cons that define you. If he does, he'll probably turn that train headed for Hanoi around and go right back to building nukes at Yongbyon. …

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2/23/19

…If I had more energy, I'd craft a brilliant missive. I'd celebrate your renaming of NASA's Fairmont, W.Vafacility to the Katherine Johnson Independent Verification and Validation Facility to honor the 100 year old African American mathematician. I'd recognize your new UN pick, Kelly Knight and tease you about her strange statement regarding climate change where she claimed to  "respect both sides of the science."

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