2/14/19

…Speaking of math, you have to take a look at Süss, a math widget, where you can change the parameters of a heart shape generated by an algebraic equation. The algorithm that controls it has something to do with "singularities" which is "a jump in an otherwise continuous process," kind of like your presidency[…]

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2/13/19

… How about a combination of prickly pear cactus and bollards? The prickly pear would discourage those on foot and the bollards would discourage vehicles. It would be aesthetically pleasing and weary travelers could eat the pears. A win-win! You could call it a "natural wall," superior to concrete because it will grow rather than crumble…

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2/12/19

 I am glad to hear that the wall thing is almost finished. I assume that's what you meant when you had all of those signs in El Paso that said, "Finish the Wall." You meant to finish the conversation, right? […]

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2/11/19

…Maybe you can send some infrastructure spending to TX so they can repair it and get it back it in business. An aerial tram is much more fun than a wall.[…]

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2/10/19

It's hard to believe that you have been eclipsed! Those guys in VA have grabbed all the headlines. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has some of her own. My go-to outlets only had a couple of articles on their front pages with your name in them. What a relief, that for the first time in a long time you aren't stirring things up right now. […]

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2/9/19

…The NYT wondered how you were able to tweet about John Dingell's passing while you were in your physical. I assume either you had your phone with you or Don Scavino tweeted for you. Either way, it was nice of you to send your sympathies to his wife, Rep. Debbie, of Detroit […]

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2/8/19

…According to the NYT,  Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, wants you and Secs. Bolton and Pompei to die, and he's blaming all of his problems on you, even on his website. It's alarming! …

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2/7/19

How was the prayer breakfast this morning? I'm sorry that I didn't get a chance to hear the remarks of the Most Rev. Michael Curry. Was he in the same top form that he was at Prince Harry's wedding to Meghan Markle? 

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2/6/19

[…] While you did a fine job, I have to say, the ladies in white stole the show. They made a strong statement by just showing up having coordinated their fashion statement […]

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2/5/19

…It was nice of you to invite Alice Marie Johnson (to the STOU).. I wonder if she will wear white. Now there's a lady with grace! After spending 21 years in jail for a minor drug conviction, she's still smiling […]

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2/4/19

[…]  I'm afraid that the politicians in Iraq and South Korea are mad at you. The folks in Iraq didn't like your assumption that we can have our troops sitting in their country to "watch" Iran.[…]

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2/3/19

How was golf yesterday? Did Jack and Tiger let you win? Did Tiger hit you up to participate in his foundation's latest efforts?

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2/2/19

[…] How are things in Palm Beach? According to the NYT, your neighbors there, especially the Trumpettes, are thrilled to have you back in your "gilded comfort zone." Will you be making an appearance at the Velve, Heroes Ball, at your club tonight? […]

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2/1/19

 How did the "Buy American" gathering go yesterday? I could only find one photo on the internet. I can guess who the guys in the hardhats were but I wondered about the lady in the  red dress. I don't think she's a steel worker […]

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1/31/19

[…] I hope your meeting with Vice Premier, Liu He, goes well today. I assume you'll speak to each other in English. Being a graduate of Harvard, his English must be quite good. […]

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