3/5/2026

My Dear Friend & POTUS, DJT,

You need to hurry up & get out of Iran. The longer you stay, the higher gas prices are going to go & you will be less popular than ever. WINTA! Stop now!

As I’m sure you know, yesterday GasBuddy reported a national average price of $3.19 per gallon bringing the price above what it was when you took office in Jan, 2025. We both know that the price of gas cannot be controlled by the POTUS, but you promised folks you’d bring it down & have been telling them that things are affordable, so best to stop military actions in Iran so things don’t get worse. WINTA! Stop now!

According to the experts talking to PBS, prolonged increases in gas prices could spur inflation which would cause the Fed to raise interest rates & you know how that affects real estate sales & development. WINTA! Stop now!

People all over the planet are panicking & according to AI, this makes matter much worse than supply depletion. It seems to be happening in Burma, where the Irrawaddy reported that gas stations all over the country are rationing gas & shutting down early as vehicles line up to fill up. One photo shows a line of Tuk Tuks waiting for their turn at the pump. The citizens of Burma have enough to contend with without having to waste their time getting gas. WINTA! Stop now!

Speaking of Tuk Tuks, I love to imagine a fleet of electric Tuk Tuks ferrying tourists around DC. You could change the name to Don Dons. The Don Dons would save space on the road, cutting down on traffic congestion. They would not emit exhaust & would consume less energy than a larger vehicle. They’d super cute & can be painted in wonderful ways., maybe with a picture of you. They don’t do well in the snow, but DC will be getting less of that as the climate warms. Please ask Sec of Transpo, Sean Duffy to look into Don Dons so we can think of you fondly while riding around DC. 

BYBS,