11/26/2025

My Dear Friend & POTUS, DJT, 

How’s it going at Mar-a-Lago? Too bad that the weather forecast includes a fair amount of precip this weekend.  

Will you be hitting the links? Are you a fair-weather or rain-or-shine golfer?  

My T-day athletic event will be the “Run for the Hungry” race where I will traverse 5KM with my daughter, her spouse & 29,997 others tomorrow. I’m hoping my knee holds up. 

How did the turkey pardon go for you? Were you following a script? If so, you need a new joke writer because I did not find anything genuinely funny. Perhaps it’s because I am put off when you mock others. Your comments about 46’s use of the autosigning pen & Gov Pritzker’s rotundity made me cringe rather than laugh. I got a bit of comic relief when you acknowledged your own weight issues, but that was about the only time I cracked a smile.  

I was surprised to see Gobble by himself on the podium, so I used AI to find out what happened to Waddle & found a video of him strutting around at Karoline Leavitt’s press conference wearing a microphone. He didn’t respond to reporters’ inquiries about his crimes, nor did he react when Baby Niko toddled in his vicinity. Staying calm in that stressful environment must have exhausted him so he couldn’t make it to the big event. 

As you rejuvenate your staff, I encourage you to hire some new folks to help you with foreign affairs. Steve Witcoff needs assistance to know that everything he says is subject to discovery & that he shouldn’t be coaching the Russians regarding negotiations. SoW, are you sure VVP wants to stop fighting? You might need to do more to convince him that WINTA! 

Kristi Noem (KLAN) needs someone who can help her attend to details so her assertions are consistent with those being put out by Marco Rubio (MAR). I’m referring to KLAN’s claim that Burma is safe, when MAR’s website says, “do not travel to Burma due to armed conflict, the potential for civil unrest, arbitrary enforcement of local laws, poor health infrastructure, land mines & unexploded ordnance, crime, & wrongful detentions.” Please tell KLAN to reverse her decision to revoke TPS for Burmese refugees. 

Be your own best friend (BYOBF) & BYBS, 

RCA