1/17/19

My dear Friend and President, DJT,

Are you doing some retail therapy at your meeting at the Pentagon today? My daughter engages in it from time to time. Luckily she heads over to the thrift store and finds old books and funky knick-knacks, spends $10 and comes home in better spirits without having spent much money. It's all about the dopamine that is released in her brain as soon as she starts thinking about her shopping adventure. So, you probably started feeling better as soon as you got up this morning and started thinking about buying fancy missiles to put in space. Since those Pentagon folks may not want those missiles, you are probably experiencing some uncertainty about whether you will be able to procure them which further enhances your dopamine rush. I don't think we need any more military hardware and I hope the Pentagon group agrees with me.

Have you talked to Linda McMahon lately? According to the WSJ her Small Business Administration can't approve loans right now. They say, "the longest government shutdown in modern U.S. history is choking the economic lifeblood of many entrepreneurs." That's not good. If you're not careful Linda will come over to the WH and engage you in a wrestling match. After running the WWE for so many years, I suspect that she picked up on all of the trickiest moves. She likes a spectacle so she might just do it. 

What do you think NDP is going to say at her press conference this morning? According to the WP she "wields a knife." It'll be interesting to see what her next move is.

 Enjoy your dopamine today,