11/9/2026

Nov 9, 2026

My Dear Friend & POTUS, DJT,

Did you see SNL this weekend? NBC is showing the opening where James Talarico had a cameo. The best part is when he acknowledges he’s “the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5.” 

USA Today reported that Weekend Update had some hilarious lines, as well. Colin Jost said now that the election is over, you plan  to do what you do best by “vajazzling” the WH. Michael Che made an observation about how creepy Stephen Miller (SNM) is noting that he is serving “as the chief of appearing behind you in the bathroom mirror.”  

I know I have warned you repeatedly about SNM, but when your advisors say things like, “It’s Miller time. Buckle up,” I have to wonder exactly what you hope to accomplish with him at your side. 

I’m worried that he brings out the worst in you. He fuels your anger & your anger raises your blood pressure, which for you could be disastrous. If you want to make it to the end of your term, I suggest you surround yourself with kinder, gentler people who will counsel you as Jesus would by reminding you to love your enemies.

If you could do that, you might be able to get the Nobel Peace Prize you have coveted for so long! You could pull our troops out of Iran & convince Bibi to do that same. Even better, you could  tell you buddy VVP to exit Ukraine, convince MAH to stop bombing his citizens & even work with the UN to intervene in the Sudan. If you could do that, you’d deserve to have that Triumphal Arch you want to build be called the Trump Peace Arch.

My friends laugh at me when I say stuff like this, but I tell them that I am keeping my moral imagination alive. If I can’t conjure up my ideal world in my head, then I’ll stop trying & as I wrote in my journal when I was 13, I’m going to try until I am blue in the face. My cheeks are still pinkish, so I’ll keep trying.

BYBS,