10/28/2026

Oct 28, 2026

My Dear Friend & POTUS, DJT,

How are you? Are your vocal chords still sore? Since many of your colleagues in the Republican Party are expressing doubts about whether your rallies are helpful, perhaps you should just skip the last few. The AP says, “Trump’s deeply personal approach might be the election cycle’s biggest gamble.” Since I know you hate to lose, stay in DC & give your voice a chance to rest. Doing so will help you avoid saying something offensive that will turn off more voters.

According to USA Today, you’ve already lost the MAHA moms. One of their gurus, Tiffany Cianci, “has released a MAHA Scorecard that tracks the Trump administration's fulfillment of 42 promises …reveal(ing) a disappointing performance, with zero promises kept, 5 partially kept, & 37 broken promises.” They were especially disappointed that you signed an executive order to increase glyphosate production.

I encourage you to hunker down in DC & get back to your peace making work. You can try to duplicate Melania’s efforts to help the people of Oleshky. According to the BBC, the ceasefire there is holding & humanitarian aid should arrive on Friday. More of that kind of thing would show you understand that WINTA!

You might also want to apologize to the 12 Catholic Bishops who Paula White conned into posing with you in the Oval Office. They are mortified that the picture of them praying around you was posted on social media. Archbishop Jeffrey Grob, of Milwaukee, told his followers he felt  “a heavy sadness… for the fact that something so sacred to a group of religious leaders, prayer to our Heavenly Father, would be manipulated in that way.” 

News about Bruma indicates that the junta is avoiding sanctions by disguising Iranian aviation fuel as diesel from South Africa. This is just another indicator that MAH cannot be trusted so keep your distance.

BYBS,