8/27/2018

My Dear Friend and President, DJT,

It should be an interesting day at the White House! You are going to hear a lot about God. Are you ready?

First Uhuru Kenyatta may bring up the Bible and point out to you that he is left-handed. Some people of Kenya are impressed that their president shares this trait with King David from the Bible. They were even more impressed when he visited Nyeri, a draught-stricken region. The citizens asked him to pray for rain, and shortly after he did so, a downpour began. 

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Did you invite President Kenyatta to join tonight's Evangelical dinner? According to the CBN news, it's going to be HUGE, so you can certainly include Uhuru and his wife. Even though they are Catholic, they would be interested in hearing about Pastor Robert Jeffress "Two Kingdoms Theology." 

Going the extra mile for Uhuru might help him to switch his allegiances from China to the US. Xi Jinping is already building a railway in Kenya, and is in the process of loaning him billions of $$ so Bechtel can build a 300 mile 4 lane toll road from Nairobi to Mombasa. 

I'll be curious to see if the chemistry between you and Uhuru is better than it was between you and President Buhari of Nigeria. You didn't really call Buhari "lifeless" did you?

Kwaheri - that's goodbye in Swahili,
RCA

 

PS - Ask Uhuru for some suggestions on resolving conflicts with your political foes. He's been working on making peace with his opponent, Raila Odinga. Maybe you could do the same with Hillary.

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